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Op: Saturday at 12:56 am, in: fun, In english
All the way up on Digg and Reddit and a myriad other aggregator-sites came popping up an article called “The 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World” from Cracked.
Never one to shy away at the first signs of danger, I looked into them a little closer. And then, went beyond to find EVEN MORE FRIGHTENING food from around the world (nailbite, nailbite).
For starters, these are the ones Cracked came up with:
Escamoles – ant maggots (Mexico):
“Oh, I’ve read about escamoles (es-ca-MO-lays), usually called ant eggs, but also “ant spawn” or, most accurately, “ant larvae.” Writers often remark that Mexicans “consider this pre-Columbian foodstuff a delicacy,” straining every drop of cultural superiority from the word “delicacy.” This word, as commonly understood, has no relation to “delicate,” “delicious” or “delight.” It means barf. A thousand times barf.”
Balut – fetal duck egg (The Philliphines):
“Balut is a popular Filipino street snack and is essentially a duck egg with a fetus inside, typically between seventeen to twenty days in gestation. In the Philippines balut is so popular that it is equivalent to what the hot dog is in the U.S.”
Pacha – sheep’s head (Iraq):
“Pacha is a slowly cooked combination of sheep’s head, stomach, feet, and other parts in a broth.”
Baby Mouse wine (Korea):
“Used as a cure all in rural parts of Korea, it’s made by stuffing a hoard of two to three day old mice into a bottle of rice wine and leaving it to stew for, ooh, a good year or so.”
Casu Marzu (Sardinia):
“Casu Marzu is a sheep’s milk cheese that has been deliberately infested by a Piophila casei, the “cheese fly.” The result is a maggot-ridden, weeping stink bomb in an advanced state of decomposition”.
“To make lutefisk, catch yourself a cod. Take out the bones, skin it, salt it, and hang it out to dry for several weeks until it hardens and smells like a dumpster. Then, bring it inside and soak it in lye for several days. Yes, lye — a substance defined by dictionary.com as “a strong caustic alkaline solution of potassium salts, obtained by leaching wood ashes. It is much used in making soap, etc.” … You end up with a gelatinous blob that slithers down your throat and makes you wish you had cooked a turkey for Christmas dinner like a normal American.”
Onto our main dish: it’s not very hard to find other food that’s as least as gross as those… The things people eat, you wouldn’t believe (said he, in a posh British accent, munching on a Belgian chocolate)!
Durian (Sri Lanka, India …):
A fruit as big as a football, covered with tough spiky skin. The pulp is pale yellow, with shape and consistency of raw brains. Smell has been compared to rotting flesh, old gym socks, or sewage. Yet the taste has been called so exquisite that a European explorer of the 1700′s claimed it was worth the journey to experience it; “the King of fruits.”
Fugu (blow fish) is a fish which contains deadly poison in the organs. Despite the risk, fugu dishes remain as special feasts in Japan.
Some say surstromming, a fermented herring, smells like rubbish left out in the sun for days. The Baltic herring is fermented in barrels for months before being put in tin cans, where the fermentation process continues. Some say it is simply rotten fish, which smells like rotten fish. Others argue it is the finest of delicacies.
“Natto is a Japanese original and traditional food. Natto is a fermented food made of soybeans. Natto has a certain characteristic flavor, therefore some people do not like it. Also natto has sticky paste on its surface, and once it is stirred, the sticky paste increases its volume and becomes more sticky. When you get natto with spoon or chopstick, you will find that the paste pulls a part of as if a spider web. This is another case why some do not like natto.”
In Iceland, fermented shark or hakarl is made uniquely. Just bury a shark in sand for three years, dig it up and dig in.
Grilled spiders (Cambodja):
“They’re black, hairy, have eight legs and are delicious when fried with garlic and butter. Originally eaten out of necessity, the burrowing beasts have become a gastronomic landmark of the Skuon region.”
Oversized hamburgers (U.S.A.):
“Starting last weekend, a Pennsylvania restaurant put a 15-pound burger on its menu, claiming the largest burger available anywhere. Any two people who can eat it within a three-hour sitting get it for free. For everyone else, it costs $30.” 1 pound = 454 g, so that’s a whopping 7 kilo!
Bhut Jolokia / Naga Jolokia Pepper (India):
Weighing in at 1,001,304 Scoville heat units, the Bhut Jolokia chili from India has been named the world’s hottest pepper by the Guinness Book of World Records. Just to put that into perspective, the jalapeno sits at a meager 10,000 SHU.
Tordi (Sardegna) / Ortolan (France):
“Tordi are small, 10cm-long songbirds that feed on the island’s plentiful myrtle berries. They are netted and poached, then served cold, three or four at a time, garnished with myrtle leaves. Their eyes are black, haunting, their necks spindly. They look like a plateful of baby dinosaurs. You are supposed to eat them whole – everything but the beak – in a few crunches”.
Giant steak (The America’s):
“The FREE 72oz. STEAK dinner is still flourishing at the Big Texan. More than 40,000 people have attempted to consume the Free 72oz. Steak dinner since 1960. About 7,000 have succeeded. People from all over the world continue to visit us to take the challenge and claim the bragging rights.”
Haggis in Scotland is a “delicacy” wherein a sheep’s stomach is filled with oatmeal, organ meats, fat, spices and fruits and then boiled. Looks vile!
Fresh blood (Kenya):
The Masai people in Kenya shoot an arrow into a cow’s neck, collect the blood and mix it with fresh milk for a refreshing drink.
As a desert: Closer to home, there’s also plenty of yuck about, so no need to go all “Oy, these foreigners are so gross” about it. Show these to any foreigner, and you’ll annihilate 10 years of foldering by Tourism Flanders in one go!:
we eat horses, don’t we
bloedworst (blood saucage)
américain préparé (raw minced meat with egg yolk, our version of the French Steak Tartare, eaten as sandwich-spread)
friet met stoofvlees én mayonaise (fries with meat-stew-sauce ànd mayonaise)
Op: Wednesday at 10:31 pm, in: In english, music
News of the day is of course the release of Radiohead’s surprise album “In Rainbows”. The upcoming release leaked out only 10 days ago, and took the music industry by the balls: fans had the choice of pre-ordering a beautiful but expensive tangible package, or a no-frills “pay what you want” download. Brilliant marketing idea, or the last nail in the coffin of a dying industry, time will tell … But as 10 October came, interest now luckily is shifting from the music distribution to the real stuff: the songs. And I wanted to hear them, as quickly as I could.
1st option: buying/downloading it through the official site. I personally was willing to shell out 5€ for it. (If they sell albums through Itunes for 10, I’m guessing that half of that is going to middlemen of all sorts, so the other half is for the band, who in this case was willing to sell to me directly). But no dice: the site is excruciatingly slow and I only managed to get to the basket after lots of attempts, no luck in getting any further. They should’ve partnered with amazon.com or akamai or something …
Second choice: torrent-sites. Easy enough to find links for the .torrent of the new album (just search google for .torrent radiohead in rainbows and you’re there !). A link for “Radiohead – In Rainbows – Reatil (sic) – 2007″ looked promising enough, and there were 210 seeders and 144 leechers when I tried the file. But for some reason, the bits only trickled in as slow as a snail on downers in a traffic jam on a hot summer’s day. Hmmm…
Next up: mp3-blogs. Through some fine links such as here and here, I came to know of the service of music blog aggregator “elbo.ws”. On their radiohead page, it was very easy to listen to all the tracks from the new album, as they were posted on music blogs around the net. No waits, no frills, plenty of opinionated articles in between the tracks … 10/10…
1 15 Step -> listen to it here
2 Bodysnatchers -> listen to it here
3 Nude -> listen to it here
4 Weird Fishes/Arpeggi -> listen to it here
5 All I Need -> listen to it here
6 Faust Arp -> listen to it here
7 Reckoner -> listen to it here
8 House of Cards -> listen to it here
9 Jigsaw Falling Into Place -> listen to it here
10 Videotape-> listen to it here
Conclusion: the mp3-bloggers won this race, hands down. The official site could not cope with the enormous interest. The .torrent sites were for some strange reason not up to their usual speed. There I had it: a good idea of whether I want to still shell out my 5€ for the album. And that idea is: yes it’s worth it.
Op: Thursday at 12:01 am, in: foto's, garden, In english, In het nederlands, photos
Dauwdruppels op een wasdraad, dauwdruppels op de draad die een ondernemende spin erover heeft gegooid. Soms moet dat niet meer zijn…
Dewdrops on a washing line, dewdrops on a thread a busy spider has thrown over it. Sometimes these kind of simple things can hold so much beauty!
Tried quite a few shots, but it’s the one with least focus and the smallest DOF (depth of field) that captured the poetry of the moment best.
Op: Tuesday at 3:17 pm, in: In english, tv
If you’re going to watch only one commercial this year, this one is not a bad candidate: Dove onslaught. “Talk to your daughter before the beauty industry does”, is the message. Can’t help but feeling it’s kinda twisted that the sponsor of this campaign is Dove, who are themselves in the business of thigh-firming cream and skin lotion, but nonetheless: a powerful message. And a brilliantly edited movie!
As soon as she gets home this evening from her daycare, I’ll have a word with my daughter for sure!
“Maud, sit down for a minute, I have something to say to you. No matter what anyone wants you to believe, no matter what the commercials and billboards say to you, you are you and that is a good thing. Don’t let anyone talk you into believing your eyes are a bit crooked or your nose is a bit thick or your thighs look like that man from Michelin, you’re beautiful just the way you are“, I’ll say to her.
“Da da, mmm oohoh mmmm iiiiiie” is her most likely answer.
Op: Monday at 7:03 pm, in: software
Since discovering the “WordPress Automatic Upgrade“-plugin for WordPress, I finally was happy with upgrading quickly to the many new versions as they are released… It’s a highly recommended plugin, since it makes this complicated and scary backup/update operation easy as pie.
So when they announced the 2.3 version of WordPress on September 25th, I dutifully did the upgrade. Everything went fine, except for one thing: as a result of this upgrade, my permalink structure is broken.
Unfortunately my webhost Yahoo doesn’t support the use of .htaccess files on the server (the normal way wordpress-installations do their mod_rewrite-magic). To have their customers still enjoy friendly permalinks, they distributed a plugin. And that plugin fails miserably in 2.3 as one of the novelties of this new version is “a feature we call canonical URLs which does things like enforce your no-www preference, redirect posts with changed slugs so a link never goes bad, redirect URLs that get cut off in emails on similar to the correct post, and much more.”
On the scale of the universe, this is of course close to nothing. On the scale of this blog, it is of a magnitude the scale of an reasonable earthquake. You see: permalinks are meant to be permanent, and changing them amounts to starting a new blog from scratch: most of your incoming links are null and void and will vanish in a few weeks.
So all the people who came here looking for posts such as
“links and how to improve em“, or
“Goose – Bring it on” or
“IE7 Page Zoom – Is this for real?” or
“Joanna Newsom – Ys” or
“Myspace song ripper” or
any of the old posts in this blog that still generate lots of traffic … Sorry folks: follow the new links. I’ll try to make these permalinks as permanent as possible …
Op: Monday at 3:20 pm, in: photos, webdesign
This picture is of a so-called “Pot Marigold” (in het nederlands: goudsbloem), an edible flower for the herb garden.
Op: Friday at 1:51 pm, in: foto's, In english, photos
- I want one (actually I want two: a Macbook with plenty of RAM to do my photo-editing, and a Ipod-Touch to internet on the couch)
Op: Thursday at 2:26 pm, in: In english, photos
Two weekends ago, we went to “Cavaleria”, a family-friendly event around the “Provinciaal Archeologisch Museum” (provincial archeological museum) in nearby Velzeke (home of de Paddestraat).
The setup of this event was a free visit to the museum (well worth it, but we’ll have to recheck it on a less busy day) and an outside spectacle with “historical horsemen”: a number of Belgian & foreign groups mounted their horses in authentic Merovingian, Celtic of Roman style.
A good opportunity to test if I had yet acquired a bit of skills with my camera (a Nikon D80 DSLR, should ya be interested). The results of the day are in my Flickr-set “Cavaleria“. Not really, it turned out. The results of an afternoon of shooting were not exactly spectacular. See for yourself in the color-photos in the set.
Not to be dissuaded though. With a bit of black&whiting, cropping, sharpening, brightening, adding a bit of grain and other photoshopping, the results look a lot more dramatic, a lot more authentic, and not half bad I’d say.
Op: Wednesday at 1:50 pm, in: foto's, garden, In english, In het nederlands, photos
OngeÃ¯dentificeerd kruipend voorwerp. (zie update onderaan deze blogpost)
Ik weet niet wat het al gegeten heeft of nog van plan was op te gaan eten in de tuin, maar positief is alleszins zijn keuze van kleuren.
Rood en Zwart, dat blijven voor mij immers de kleuren van KFC Winterslag, de club waarvoor ik supporterde in de lagere school (1974-1980), net voor ze hun glorietijd beleefden met de memorabele Europese campagne.
Rood en zwart, dat was het tegengestelde van geel en zwart, het verfoeide Thor Waterschei, een bende jeanetten die niet konden voetballen. Met een rood-zwarte dan wel een geel-zwarte sjaal naar school gaan was in Genk een noodzakelijke en existentiÃ«le keuze, en de aanleiding voor heel wat vechtpartijen op de speelplaats. Waar is den tijd?
An Unidentified Creeping Object (UCO) in my garden. Don’t know what it has eaten or will eat, but certainly positive is his choice of colours (black & red, just as my favourite – longtime forgotten – club KFC Winterslag).
update 28 september: thanks to Bart of Eigenwijze tuin, the little critter has been identified as a “Graphasoma lineatum”, dutch name “pyamawants“, english name “Stripes shield bug“. Apparently it is a member of the “Stinky bug” family, and although this member of that family smells of apples and is thus the least foul smelling of the lot, birds still won’t get anywhere near it …
Op: Friday at 2:26 pm, in: garden, personal
The sickbay at my house is getting quite extensive.
Had to get up about 5 times this night because Daan is having a terrible cold, and only after giving him aerosol with Ventolin at 4AM this morning did he become quieter in his breathing and managed to get a few hours of uninterrrupted sleep.
This morning turns out that Maud also seems to have a cold and was quite feverish. If it’s the same cold as Daan, this’ll get much worse before it starts getting better.
Bad as it is, these are not the most worrysome sicko’s: it’s these two:
They were getting more and more lackluster the last week, and now Trui’s condition (she’s on the left) is getting worse and worse: not eating anymore, difficulty swallowing, not moving about anymore, drooling. And Trees (on the right) is also showing the first signs of that decline.
They probably have bluetongue! The contaminations with this viral disease seems to be taking big proportions here in Belgium, and the center of the spread is in the South-East of Oost-Vlaanderen. And I live smack-dab in the middle of that…
Cases of bluetongue in Belgium in 2007 (up till 28 aug).
Red dots=sheep. Blue dots=bovines.
Balegem: yellow dot, the arrow point to it.
The vet is coming in later today, but besides a bit of pain-killers, seems there’s nothing much that he’ll be able to do against the virus: just hoping that after 6 to 8 days of getting sicker and sicker, they’ll slowly start to recover. Statistics say they have a chance of about 90% of doing that. Else they die ;-(